Austin Powers

**Credits**
Original Author	Houman Azarm
Original Location	http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~azarm/austin.html

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you hear "Yeah, baby!"
you hear "shag" or any other derived term.
you hear or see "swing" or any other derived term.
you hear "groovy."
you hear "smashing."
you hear "Oh, behave!"
you hear "Mojo."
Austin wears a bad suit.
Austin notices he has bad teeth.
Austin can't deal with a modern invention or just doesn't get something.
Austin refers to "bits and pieces," "dirty belows", "jubblies," or other slang for genitalia or breasts.
Dr. Evil does the pinky maneuver.
Dr. Evil uses "finger quotation marks" to describe something.
Dr. Evil has a problem with his chair.
Dr. Evil says "freakin'."
Dr. Evil says "Riiiight."
You get a boner
Frau YELLS!
you see a fem-bot.
you see a psychedelic 60's style scene transition featuring Austin's band.
you hear the name of one of Dr. Evil's henchmen.
Scott insults his dad.
Austin insists "This sort of this isn't my bag, baby." or "It's not mine, baby. Honest."
Mustafa is burnt badly, but he's still alive.
Mustafa is shot (right in the arm!), but he's still alive.
Mustafa breaks a leg.
you hear the name of a fake Soviet breakaway republic.
you see the United Nations.
you see one of the classic "nude" scenes.
you see a close-up of Austin's bad teeth or you see a dental hygiene product.
Austin uses his "judo chop."
Dr. Evil says "Shht!" or "Zip it!" to his son. (You're gonna hate me for this.)
Dr. Evil mentions "hot pockets."
someone is referred to as a "sexy bitch" or "dead sexy."
Austin says "Krikey!"

Austin says "Do I make you horny?" (If he does, take two more drinks.)
you see or hear Mr. Bigglesworth.
you see Bob's Big Boy.
Dr. Evil says "liquid hot MAGMA!"
you see Andy Warhol.
Mike Myers appears as two (or more) characters in the same scene.
you see a frozen celebrity you used to love back in the day. (Word to your mother, Willis!)
when Austin can't control THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE! (Drink loudly.)
you hear Austin's middle name.
Dr. Evil asks for one million dollars!
Dr. Evil does the macarena.
someone refers to Dr. Evil as Mr. Evil.
you see or hear Bert Bacharach or Elvis Castello.
Austin says "Clinkie." (Say "Clinkie!" to the person next to you before drinking. If you're home alone drinking, stop! Stop right now!)
Austin is "spent."
you see Jerry Springer.
you see Starbucks.
you see Heineken.
Austin imitates an animal.
Fat Bastard talks about eating babies.
Mini-me gives somebody the finger.
"things get weird" between Dr. Evil and Frau.
Dr. Evil spills some juice for his homeys. (Spill some on your carpet.)
your hometown is mentioned.
you see a time machine.

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