Cardinal puff
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The Cardinal
Cardinal Puff is a quick way to get wasted, so if your looking for a steadier drinking game, try Kings or Beer Pong.
Starting Out
Up to three people can play Cardinal Puff at once. Two for the role of the Cardinal, one for the role of the announcer.
You'll need a standard plastic solo cup, filled to the very brim with your beer of choice. You will be playing the part of Cardinal Puff. You'll also need a friend to play the announcer.
Place the beer on a table, and have a seat. Put both hands on the table, and wait for the announcer to do his job.
The Game.
The Announcer must announce when the Cardinal Puff is to take his/her drink. Stand next to the player[s] that will be doing the drinking. Say out loud, "Cardinal Puff will now have his first drink of the evening!"
Cardinal Puff must then take his beer, and take the biggest gulp he can.
Here's where it gets tricky:
The cardinal then has to extend his index finger, and repeat this pattern:
- tap top of table once
- tap underneath table once
- stomp right foot
- stomp left foot
- stand up
- sit down
The player then places both hands back on the table.
The announcer says "The cardinal will now take his second drink of the evening!"
The cardinal takes yet another big gulp.
The cardinal then has to extend TWO fingers, and repeat the pattern:
- tap top of table twice
- tap underneath table twice
- stomp right foot twice
- stomp left foot twice
- stand up
- sit down
- stand up
- sit down
Place both hands back on table.
The announcer then says "The Cardinal will now take his third and final drink of the evening!"
This time, don't touch the beer just yet.
Repeat pattern with three fingers:
- tap top of table three times
- tap underneath table three times
- stomp right foot three times
- stomp left foot three times
- stand up
- sit down
- stand up
- sit down
- stand up
- sit down
then, player takes his drink and finishes it, make sure you get every last drop, lick the rim, rub it on your face whatever you have to do!
Flip the cup upside down on the table and yell "ONCE A CARDINAL ALWAYS A CARDINAL!"
lift the cup, if there is a drop of beer or a ring on the table...
YOU LOSE, start over :D
If you miss any of the taps, stomps, standing or sitting, you also lose, start over!