Crash
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Drink When
- a "famous car crash" is staged
- you see someone's pubic hair
- someone with whom you are watching the movie refers to Rosanna Arquette as "Tin Woman"
- you think that Rosanna Arquette's costume is a bit extreme
- someone speaks in a whispery voice
- you have to turn the volume up to hear the dialogue
- someone moans passionately
- you have to turn the volume way down
- Someone has sex:
- with his or her spouse
- with another person
- in a car
- on a car
- looking at a car
- with someone of the same gender
- in a public place
- with Vaughan:
- he's on top
- she's on top
- someone is clearly wearing no underwear/bra
- someone has a honking great scar
- someone gets a tattoo
- someone dies in a car crash
- someone causes a car crash
- someone gets turned on by a car crash
- someone is creepy
- nudity
- swearing
- smoking
- Holly Hunter's hair looks like a very bad wig
- someone recovers from his/her injury rather quickly
- someone asks something along the lines of "did you come?"
- someone "comes"
- you see more of someone than you needed to see (2 drinks if it's Deborah Unger)
- you find Vaughan confusing
- Deborah Unger is in some state of undress
- James Spader limps
- someone mentions the recent increase in traffic
- you really wonder about David Cronenberg
- a car crashes
- someone grabs someone else's crotch
- the actors are monotone and stiff
- you think they're reading cue cards
- someone in the room/theatre you're watching it in walks out
- someone watching the movie gets "turned on"
- The song "All Surface/No Feeling" goes through your mind as you watch
- someone watching the movie is bored
- a character in the movie appears bored
- you wonder if the actors are actually having sex
- Rosanna Arquette's costume scares you
- the movie cuts to a shot of 2 people having sex for no apparent reason
- you actually enjoy the movie
- you wonder what the above says about you
- if you're renting a copy of the movie, the tracking is messed up during the sex scenes
- you wonder if anything like this actually happens
- someone rides in a car
- someone rides someone in a car
- the airport is mentioned
- someone "gets off" watching a car crash video
- sexual promiscuity occurs
- you see an Ontario license plate
- you recognize a filming location
- you find yourself desensitized to the sex
- Vaughan talks about a car crash as an erotic experience
- characters appear to have no sense of irony, or humor for that matter
- you decide that Crash is nothing but a glorified porno
- one of the characters irritates you (2 drinks if it's Deborah Unger's character)
- James Spader "takes someone from behind"
- you learn a new position
- sex happens at the airport
- sex happens in a "crash car"
- someone tugs at his/her seat belt
