Family Feud

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Richard shouts an answer at the top of his lungs. (He's normally loud, so only real lungbusters qualify)
Richard calls out a "dreaded" answer ("Is it there, the dreaded peacock?")
Richard employs bastardized Espanol ("El rocking horse!")
Richard gets a t-shirt as a gift
Richard scratches his head
Richard does a Paul Lynde impersonation
Richard sings a few notes from the Dragnet theme
Richard does a W.C. Fields impersonation
A terrible answer gets a "Good Answer" from the family

One team is all women
One or more of the players do a musical number
Richard threatens the audience when a joke falls flat
A female contestant consistently refuses to let Richard kiss her on the lips (you should play this as a sort of post-Fast Money bonus drinking round, after he's done kissing everyone. Keep track during the show.
- Alternately, you can sip every time Richard doesn't get a kiss on the lips because of an intentional dodge)
The second Fast Money speech is "Once you've stopped laughing, give me 20 seconds on the clock."
A male contestant requests a kiss from Richard
Howard Felsher is mentioned in any context
Fast Money is won on the 10th reveal
Richard knows Fast Money is about to be won, so ushers in the point value with a cry ("BAM!", "Yabba dabba doo!", etc.), or hides with the contestant behind the question card
Richard makes a stock German joke ("Herr Dryer", "Herr Stylist", etc.)
Richard makes a Card Sharks joke
A Fast Money player scores under 50
A team scores a clean sweep
Richard devotes most of his flirting to the oldest woman on stage
Richard does a Don Adams impersonation

Both teams are all women
One team is all men
A male contestant kisses Richard
Richard physically touches the board
Richard gets a personalized t-shirt as a gift
Richard gets a ridiculous hat as a gift (bonus: 1 more drink if he wears it past the first commercial break)
Richard gets a "proclamation" gift (a key to a city, a "Family Feud Day/Week" city/county/state resolution, etc.)
Richard sings the Monkees theme
Richard mentions that Cathy Hughart Dawson is producing the show instead of Howard
Richard mentions Match Game in any context (76-78)
Richard refers to an answer by its initials ("As we call it in the business, T.P.")
A contestant says that their answer is "dreaded" before Richard does.
Richard makes a belligerent comment about Howard's instructions (to speed up, slow down, talk louder, etc.)
The Fast Money total is 199
The Fast Money total is under 100
Richard reveals the final Fast Money answer expecting a win, but it falls short
Howard and Richard hug on camera
Richard brings a crew member out on stage
Richard makes a reference to a fellow game show MC
Richard insists that a Fast Money answer be accepted when it was clearly given after the buzzer
Richard requests a very short strike buzz
A team passes on a Triple round (or the second Double round in 200 point)
Richard gives a team even more money than they won, or more than the usual "round up to" amount after they start rounding to $100 or $250.

Richard mentions Match Game in any context (79-85)
Richard gets an extravagant gift that is clearly either hundreds of dollars in value, or required dozens of hours to make by hand.
Howard and Richard kiss on camera (supercedes the two drinks for the hug if they do both, unless you're so grossed out that you need them)
The game ends early and Gene Wood kills time with fake parting gift plugs for the departing family
Richard does an Art Fleming impersonation
A round scores less than 10 points

Both teams are all men
The game lasts a long time (5 rounds in 200 point, 6 in 300 point, 7 in 400 point)
A technical error invalidates a round (and it doesn't get edited out of the broadcast)
A team hits the winnings limit
One player wins Fast Money by themselves (downgrade to 2 drinks during celeb weeks)

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