Firefly

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Sip Version

  • A tiny sip for every instance of the main cast speaking Chinese
    • And a BIG sip if you're pretty sure you understand it from the context
  • A sip for every time River spouts metaphysical claptrap
  • A sip for every time Book issues forth with a platitude
  • A sip for every time Jayne starts to caress his weapons
  • A sip for every scene showing the alliance where someone is wearing a goofy alliance hat
  • A sip for every time someone uses the adjective 'rutting' Two sips if it's Jayne saying it.
  • A sip for anytime Kaylee makes another play towards The Doctor.
  • A sip for anytime the captain is left speechless.
  • A chug for each time the crew poses as a married couple.
    • And a whole can/glass if they come away at the end of the show with no profits/goods acquired for their troubles.
  • A sip every time one of the shuttles leaves Serenity
  • Big chug if Jayne kisses ANYBODY!
  • Three sips if Inara throws Mal out of her shuttle
  • Five sips if she gives herself a sponge bath
  • A sip every time there is a group scene in the kitchen
  • A chug every time a new song is sung
  • A round for the house every time Kaylee hollers during sex.
  • A big chug if Mal ever has sex with Inara before the final episode
  • One sip for the use of the word "shiny"
  • One sip for the use of the word "gorram"
  • One sip for any sexual tension between Mal and Inara
  • Two sips any time they pull a Crazy Ivan or a Barnswallow
  • One sip every time Firefly lands on a friendly planet
    • One gulp every time they land on a hostile one
  • A bottle thrown square at the TV if they ever produce a ray gun, transporter beam, dilithium crystal or James Doohan...or a blond-headed chick that swings a sword and kills vampires.

Shot Version

  • A shot every time Zoe shoots someone.
  • A shot every scene where River says "Two by Two hands of Blue" (not every time she says it, but if she says it 13 times in 4 scenes, that's 4 shots)
  • A shot every time someone mentions 'the special hell'
  • A shot every time Book crosses his arms across his front while holding his Bible and looks on disapprovingly at the situation
  • A shot if Jayne tries to barter a weapon for a person....
  • A shot every episode where Jayne is wearing a tank top
  • A shot for any repair to the ship that involves string, tape, gum or other non-mechanical household objects
  • A shot every time there is an encounter with a Reaver ship
  • A shot anytime Kaylee makes a play towards the Doctor.
  • And 2 shots if he actually makes a play *back*
  • A shot each time Inara kicks Mal out of her shuttle.
  • A shot each time Book tells them needful info about criminal/shadowy activities.
  • A shot whenever someone speaks a mandarin phrase
  • A shot whenever Mal says "not so much" (special rule for Buffy fans)
  • A shot for every time some one refers to Inara as a whore (directly)
  • A shot whenever there is a fight scene with more than two people
  • A shot for every Zoe/Wash argument
  • A shot for every time Zoe does something really sweet for him
  • A shot every time the ship is referred to as "she"
  • A shot every time a conspicuously undisguised 20th century device is shown (Bobcat, ATV, etc.)
  • A shot every time Jayne says something that makes the rest of the crew stare at him. E.g.: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." or "This smells like crotch."
  • One shot for the Blue Sun logo on any item, foreground or background.
  • Additional shot if River acts out against the logo in some fashion.
  • Two shots if Mal talks about his plow in a scene (not every time he says the word plow, just how many times he says plow in one scene)
  • Two shots if someone is still alive after a Reaver attack
  • Three shots if Mal kisses Kaylee in a less brotherly way.
  • Four shots if Jayne kisses Kaylee at all. Ever.
  • Five shots if Simon kisses Kaylee.
  • Six shots if Inara kisses Kaylee

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