Furry Fandom Drama Drinking Game
From DrinkiWiki
There are several other simpler Furry Drinking games available on our Furry Drinking Game page. We also have a Tapestries MUCK Drama Drinking Game.
How to play
Okay, here's how it works:
- Wait for Furry Drama to start
- Grab a bottle or can of the alcohol of your choice.
- Open this list and start drinking.
Trust me, it'll make the pain of the stupidity fade away fast.
The List
- Take one drink if the drama starts in a chatroom/IRC/MUCK/etc.
- Take two drinks if it starts on a mailing list.
- Take three drinks if it starts at a gather.
- Just drain the container you're drinking from and grab another if it starts on your property because you'll need it.
- If the drama is over 'He Said, She Said' BS, take a drink for every fur you have to smack common sense into until they realize they're not in Junior High any more.
- If it's because a fur won't sleep with another fur, take a drink.
- If one of the furs is straight and the other is gay, take two drinks.
- If one of the furs is in a relationship and the drama is because the other is single and wants the one in the relationship, take three drinks.
- If the drama is because a gay fur is cursing out the straight fur's female mate and calling her every name in the book, drain the bottle then call 911 because blood's going to end up being spilt. (Don't forget a fresh bottle or can!)
- If the drama is over art, take a drink.
- It it's over an unfinished comission, take two drinks.
- If it's over sketchbooks, take three drinks.
- If it's over art theft, just drain the bottle again and get ANOTHER container.
- If Sibe comes up at all, just curl up in your room and drink yourself into a coma, because it's much more humane than suffering further.
- If the drama is over something that supposedly happened a few days ago, take a drink.
- A week to a month ago, take two drinks.
- Two months to a year ago, take three drinks.
- Anything over that time limit, drink one container for each year until the total is reached or you collapse mercifully from alcohol poisoning.
- If it's over fursuits, take a drink.
- If it's over fursuit sex, take two drinks.
- If it's because fursuit sex is happening, down the container and grab another.
- If ithe drama is over beastiality/zoophilia, just start doing shooters until you can't hear or see anything.
- If the drama is because a fur thinks another is avoiding them, take a drink.
- If the drama is from gay furs bashing the straight furs, or vice versa, take a drink every time 'gay', 'queer', 'breeder', or 'homophobe' is uttered.
Are those of you who heard 'Sibe' uttered still drinking yourself into a coma? Good... Just keep drinking... It makes the hurting stop...
- If a fur claims another is a nazi, take a drink.
- If the drama is over Transgenders, take a drink.
- If it's because a fur is making fun of a TG that worked hard to be who they felt they truely were, take two drinks.
- If the TG is just doing it for sex, take three drinks.
- If it's because the TG in question doesn't try to even LOOK TG, yet demands they be called a female name and female pronouns, down the container & get ANOTHER!
- If the drama is over religion, take a drink.
- If it's non-christian furs bashig christian furs, take a drink.
- If it's pagan furs claiming to be 'presecuted', take two drinks.
- If it's an arguement over whether to call it a Christmas or Yule Party, take three drinks.
- If the drama is over BullshiH^H^H^H^H^H^H^ politics, take a drink.
- If the current president is mentioned, take two drinks.
- If it's over FURRY politics, drain the container.
- If the drama is over collars, take a drink.
- If the drama is over someone claiming they're an animal spirit, take a drink.
- If the person is claiming to have the spirit of a mythical animal, take two drinks.
- If the drama is over plushies, take a drink for each plushie. Add a drink for each SPH, if there are any.
- If the drama is over Deviant Art, take a drink.
- If the Drama is over VCL, take two drinks.
- If it's over another furry web hosting site, take three drinks. (The exception is if it's over YERF, then drain the bottle.)
- If furs are arguing over which is the best site to host your furry art, drain the bottle.
- If the drama is over Furcadia, take a drink.
- If the drama is over Furnet vs. Anthrochat, take two drinks.
- If the drama is over whick MUCK is the best, take three drinks.
- If the Furcadia, IRC, & MUCK furs are arguing, drain the bottle & get another.
- If the drama involves a female fur, take a drink.
- If the drama involves a jilted male lover take two drinks.
- If the drama invovles a jilted female lover, take three drinks.
- If the jilted female lover, the curent female lover, and the female fur all get into a cat fight, stay back, take a few drinks, and pity the poor soul that tries to step in to stop it.
- If the drama involves a Kitty (A fur who moves into an area & tries to use sex to get a place to stay), take a drink.
- If the drama involves money, take a drink.
Sibe furs...? Um... *kicks* I think they're dead. Can someone call an ambulance?
