It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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One Drink
- If the title begins with either "The Gang" or a character's name
- The theme song is played
- If someone calls Dee old or unattractive
- If someone talks about Dennis's bone structure
- If Frank appears in an episode
- If there's evidence of Charlie's severe learning disability
- If we can see Mac's tattoos
- If Mac is wearing a tight-fitting shirt
- If Dee's back brace is mentioned
- If Mac says "What's up, bitches?"
- If someone has an idea (extra drink if that idea involves getting rich)
- If someone else steals that idea
- If someone is wearing something to fit their new persona (i.e. track outfit->gangster, bling->pimp, etc.)
- If an old high school nickname is mentioned
- If Charlie hits on the waitress
- If the waitress hits on Dennis
- If the waitress rejects Charlie
- If Dennis rejects the waitress
- If Mac mentions how "ripped" or "hard" he is
- If Frank mentions Vietnam or his "whore of a wife"
- If Mac shows his conservative/religious side
- If two or more characters team up for something
- If Charlie gets so excited or anxious that he yells
- If someone calls someone else an asshole
- If Charlie doesn’t know the meaning of a word
- For any "Charlie Work" reference (even just showing anyone doing Charlie work)
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Two Drinks
- If Frank pulls out his gun
- If Dennis doesn't have a shirt on
- For an appearance by a McPoyle
- For an appearance by Carmen the tranny
- If Mac says that he is going to "wash his hands" of the situation
- If Dee says "come on!" in her high-pitched voice
- If any character does drugs
- If a character is drunk, but not in the bar
- If Dennis' penchant for young girls is mentioned
- If a character gets laid
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Chug the rest
- If Charlie has a moment of genius (i.e. manipulating everyone to get back at Dennis, teaching himself to play the piano)
- If Frank is wearing a wig
- If Dennis and Dee's real father appears
- If we ever find out for sure who Charlie's real father is
- If the episode ends with one or more characters getting owned
