Kids In The Hall
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| Original Author | Erica Bourke and Tavie Phillips (and alt.tv.kids-in-hall) |
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| Original Location | http://wwwvms.utexas.edu/~barbcarr/drink.html (no longer exists) |
Contents |
Dave
Take a sip if:
- Dave plays an English mum.
- You see Dave with a mug of coffee.
- Dave takes a sip of coffee.
- Dave mentions asses.
- Dave plays a bastard.
- Dave makes a reference you don't understand.
- Dave is covered in blood.
Three sips if:
- You see blond Dave.
- You see prostitute Dave.
Chug for:
- Butt shot of Dave!
Bruce
Take a sip if:
- Bruce does the tongue thing. (You know what I'm talking about.)
- The dog with whom Bruce connects shows up.
- Bruce is wearing a moustache.
Three sips for:
- A Bruce short film.
- Blond Bruce.
- Demure female Bruce. (A toughie; she shows up a lot.)
Chug for:
- Bruce with fake breasts. (He claims never to have worn them, but it's still fun to look for!)
Kevin
Take a sip if:
- Kevin does that thing with his arms where he crosses them and uncrosses them vehemently to make a point.
- You see Kevin with a cup of tea.
- Kevin takes a sip of tea.
- Kevin has a monologue.
- Kevin's butt is shown.
- Kevin's voice reaches an unnatural pitch.
- Kevin puts himself down. (Also, I suggest blowing kisses of sympathy to him.)
- You see Kevin's back hair.
Three sips if:
- You see "The Kevin Face" (as described by Liz, "Hands clasped in prayer on the chin, and wide eyes...")
- You see red-haired Kevin.
Mark
Take a sip if:
- Mark has a monologue.
- Mark makes a reference to farm animals.
- Every time Melanie smiles and her braces glisten and sparkle in a scene.
- Every time someone mispronounces Darrill's name.
Three sips for:
- Every time Darrill corrects the person who mispronounces his name.
- Every time the Chicken Lady gets excited and explodes if you know what I mean.
- Mark with an accent. (Another toughie. Get someone to drive you home.)
- Mark as himself.
- Mark screams. (He is the best screamer.)
Scott:
Take a sip if:
- Scott says "Jesus".
- Scott says "faggot".
- A reference is made to the length of Scott's monologues.
- Scott makes a reference you don't understand.
- Buddy Cole shows up.
- Scott plays a child.
Three sips for:
- Blond Scott.
- Prostitute Scott.
All of the Kids
Take a sip if:
- You hear the name "Tony".
- Anyone says "bastard".
- They kiss or hug each other.
- Take a swig when they mention movies they've been in.
- Satan is mentioned.
- The Kids sing.
- Drain the glass for the Do-Re-Mi sketch.
- One of their significant others shows up in a sketch.
- Something is bleeped out/censored.
- You hear the word "prick".
- Drain glass if you hear the word "prick" and it's bleeped out in the same sketch.
- They portray someone who actually existed. (Elvis, Queen, Charlton Heston, etc.)
- A guest celebrity shows up.
- You see real stubble on their faces.
- Any of them are naked.
- Swig if anyone (i.e., Kevin) plays a woman without the aid of a wig.
- They're in a sketch where they play "themselves" and it's NOT a monologue
- "Gorgonchuck" is mentioned.
- Drain the glass if anyone BESIDES Dave or Scott make a reference you don't understand.
- Someone says something in French.
- You can actually translate something they said in French.
- Someone makes a Toronto reference.
- Someone says "FREAK".
- You see your favorite character.
- They play an unflattering American.
- Chug for Stinky Pink!
- Chug when your favorite sketch shows up. (If every sketch is your absolute favorite, get someone to drive you home.)
- Sip if you spot a continuity error. (Level of drinks, etc.)
Non-Kids characters
Take a sip if:
- The Do-Re-Mi Kid shows up.
- A guest celebrity shows up.
- You see Bellini.
- Swig if Bellini isn't wearing the towel.
- You see Bingo.
- Drain if Bingo is naked.
- You hear the "Bellini theme".
- Swig if you hear the "Bellini theme" and Bellini isn't in the sketch.
- You see Jeff Berman!
- Murray shows up.
- The "It's a Fact" Girl shows up.
- Chug if Mark IS the Fact Girl.
- You see the 30 Helens.
- They don't label a Helen.
- You see the anal probed guy (Luc Casimiri)
