Kids In The Hall

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Credits

Original Author	Erica Bourke and Tavie Phillips (and alt.tv.kids-in-hall)
Original Location	http://wwwvms.utexas.edu/~barbcarr/drink.html (no longer exists)

Contents 1 Dave 2 Bruce 3 Kevin 4 Mark 5 Scott: 6 All of the Kids 7 Non-Kids characters

Dave

Take a sip if:

• Dave plays an English mum.
• You see Dave with a mug of coffee.
• Dave takes a sip of coffee.
• Dave mentions asses.
• Dave plays a bastard.
• Dave makes a reference you don't understand.
• Dave is covered in blood.

Three sips if:

• You see blond Dave.
• You see prostitute Dave.

Chug for:

• Butt shot of Dave!

Bruce

Take a sip if:

• Bruce does the tongue thing. (You know what I'm talking about.)
• The dog with whom Bruce connects shows up.
• Bruce is wearing a moustache.

Three sips for:

• A Bruce short film.
• Blond Bruce.
• Demure female Bruce. (A toughie; she shows up a lot.)

Chug for:

• Bruce with fake breasts. (He claims never to have worn them, but it's still fun to look for!)

Kevin

Take a sip if:

• Kevin does that thing with his arms where he crosses them and uncrosses them vehemently to make a point.
• You see Kevin with a cup of tea.
• Kevin takes a sip of tea.
• Kevin has a monologue.
• Kevin's butt is shown.
• Kevin's voice reaches an unnatural pitch.
• Kevin puts himself down. (Also, I suggest blowing kisses of sympathy to him.)
• You see Kevin's back hair.

Three sips if:

• You see "The Kevin Face" (as described by Liz, "Hands clasped in prayer on the chin, and wide eyes...")
• You see red-haired Kevin.

Mark

Take a sip if:

• Mark has a monologue.
• Mark makes a reference to farm animals.
• Every time Melanie smiles and her braces glisten and sparkle in a scene.
• Every time someone mispronounces Darrill's name.

Three sips for:

• Every time Darrill corrects the person who mispronounces his name.
• Every time the Chicken Lady gets excited and explodes if you know what I mean.
• Mark with an accent. (Another toughie. Get someone to drive you home.)
• Mark as himself.
• Mark screams. (He is the best screamer.)

Scott:

Take a sip if:

• Scott says "Jesus".
• Scott says "faggot".
• A reference is made to the length of Scott's monologues.
• Scott makes a reference you don't understand.
• Buddy Cole shows up.
• Scott plays a child.

Three sips for:

• Blond Scott.
• Prostitute Scott.

All of the Kids

Take a sip if:

• You hear the name "Tony".
• Anyone says "bastard".
• They kiss or hug each other.
• Take a swig when they mention movies they've been in.
• Satan is mentioned.
• The Kids sing.
• Drain the glass for the Do-Re-Mi sketch.
• One of their significant others shows up in a sketch.
• Something is bleeped out/censored.
• You hear the word "prick".
• Drain glass if you hear the word "prick" and it's bleeped out in the same sketch.
• They portray someone who actually existed. (Elvis, Queen, Charlton Heston, etc.)
• A guest celebrity shows up.
• You see real stubble on their faces.
• Any of them are naked.
• Swig if anyone (i.e., Kevin) plays a woman without the aid of a wig.
• They're in a sketch where they play "themselves" and it's NOT a monologue
• "Gorgonchuck" is mentioned.
• Drain the glass if anyone BESIDES Dave or Scott make a reference you don't understand.
• Someone says something in French.
• You can actually translate something they said in French.
• Someone makes a Toronto reference.
• Someone says "FREAK".
• You see your favorite character.
• They play an unflattering American.
• Chug for Stinky Pink!
• Chug when your favorite sketch shows up. (If every sketch is your absolute favorite, get someone to drive you home.)
• Sip if you spot a continuity error. (Level of drinks, etc.)

Non-Kids characters

Take a sip if:

• The Do-Re-Mi Kid shows up.
• A guest celebrity shows up.
• You see Bellini.
• Swig if Bellini isn't wearing the towel.
• You see Bingo.
• Drain if Bingo is naked.
• You hear the "Bellini theme".
• Swig if you hear the "Bellini theme" and Bellini isn't in the sketch.
• You see Jeff Berman!
• Murray shows up.
• The "It's a Fact" Girl shows up.
• Chug if Mark IS the Fact Girl.
• You see the 30 Helens.
• They don't label a Helen.
• You see the anal probed guy (Luc Casimiri)