Law And Order - SVU

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Drink once

• Any time the detectives question someone who casually continues to go about their job while responding
• Cragen yells at the detectives
• There is a foot chase
• Elliott uses force with suspects
• The familiar "dun dun" sound effect is played
• Any of the detectives find a (dubious) way around the law
• Munch makes a sarcastic remark
• Olivia talks to a child
• Dr. Huang interviews a suspect
• The main victims withhold pertinent information
• The characters order in fast food (or fast food is shown on screen)
• The characters drink coffee
• An episode mentions Hudson University (drink twice if it’s mentioned that Maureen attends H.U.)
• Ice-T insults a suspect
• Olivia and Elliott argue/take opposite sides in a conflict or hypothetical situation
• Anybody asks Stabler if he has kids or is married
• Ice-T (Fin) says "that's messed up" or some equivalent
• Any time Cragen tells the detectives that this is their "last chance" or he threatens to kick them off the case (finish your drink if he actually does)
• Stabler says, "Wait till you have kids"
• Any time Dr. Huang states the obvious ("He was abandoned as a child... he has abandonment issues", etc)
• Once for every actor using a bad accent
• There is a celebrity guest (Drink Twice if they used to be on Disney or Nickelodeon)
• Someone says, "I want a lawyer"
• Someone says, "We need a bus!"
• Someone mentions Rikers
• Stabler makes up a euphemism for sex offender (I.E. kiddy diddler)
• A perp lineup is shown (drink twice if the wrong person is fingered).
• When M.E. Warner finds a very unusual very cause of death (Finish your drink if she was wrong)

Drink twice

• A character adds in a previously unknown part of their bio that will help them solve the case and/or make them more relevant to said case
• A D.A. forces the detectives to throw out their evidence for an arbitrary reason (i.e. obtained evidence with non-approved technology, etc)
• One of the detectives/main characters goes undercover
• Munch has a conspiracy theory (finish your drink if his theory turns out to be right)
• Any of the characters make reference to Munch's previous marriages (or one of his ex-wives)
• Any mention of Olivia’s conception or her mother’s rape is made
• Any family member or close friend of any main character is a suspect or victim
• Any time someone assaults one of the detectives (i.e. a hyper-sensitive dad, an angry suspect
• Kathy Stabler or Stabler's kids are shown
• There is a car chase
• A plea bargain is made (drink a third time if one of the detectives confronts the lawyers about a plea bargain they don’t agree with)
• A detective goes undercover
• A D.A. gets yelled at by the boss
• The press plays a large role in a case
• Any of the main characters has an inappropriate relationship with a suspect or victim
• A D.A. says "I'm done here" or "we're done here"
• A D.A. personally insults opposing counsel in court or chambers
• The detectives/investigators use a dog
• Any of the detectives add in their particular political/religious views to their opinions of a case
• Somebody says "I just snapped" during a confession
• Any time dramatic music is played.
• Any time unrealistic photo enhancement is shown.
• Any time the problems in the case can be linked back to "daddy issues."
• Any time M.E. Warner makes an obvious "He's dead, Jim" statement (stating obvious COD)
• Any time M.E. Warner exhumes a body
• Any time Dr. Wuang mentions a "rare mental disorder" or "cutting edge" medical treatment
• Any time Wuang has to defend some odd, sexual perversion to the detectives

Finish your drink

• The father of a rape victim shoots the suspect in question
• Anyone references Cragen's alcoholism, including times when Cragen shares his personal stash with any of the characters
• There is a close-up of Olivia or Elliott brooding over a tough case (refill and drink once more every time Olivia or Elliott stay at the station overnight because of a case)
• The criminal in the case is a relative of the victim in the case
• One of the detectives is injured or shot
• SVU gets help from another department, like the FBI or DEA (Remember Dr Huang is from the FBI)
• A guest officer from another precinct or department helps the characters investigate
• When Olivia or any of the D.A.'s get over-involved in a case
• Any time a criminal makes a "Scooby Doo' speech (as in, "I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for...")
• Take a shot anytime someone on the show says semen.
• Somebody gets shot inside the station house.
• The case goes unsolved
• Any time the defense attorney and the A.D.A. work together to do what's best for the defendant