NBA Basketball

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Drink when

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One Drink When:

• The announcer compares
  • Lebron to a freight train,
  • Kobe to a serial killer
  • Blake Griffin to a freak/monster/etc.
  • any white player to a "hard worker"
• If a player flops and gets a foul call
• If a player blatantly travels but the refs ignore it
• If on ESPN...
  • Van Gundy talks about something irrelevant for more than 20 seconds
  • The phrase "hand down, man down" is used
• IF on TNT...
  • Charles Barkley's weight is mentioned
  • Shaq's feud with Kobe is mentioned
  • E.J. gets pissed off
• Two drinks if:
  • The announcer describes a dunk the same way he'd describe a BJ (with the facial! right in his mouth!)
  • An announcer gets proven wrong within 5 seconds (eg. Ancr: Kobe is really struggling tonight, seems to have no lift left Kobe: dunks on large white man)
  • someone is crossed over so bad they stumble or fall down
  • someone dunks on someone else who is at least 4 inches taller than them
  • an MVP chant is heard
• Chug Drink if:
  • MVP chant is heard in opposing arena
  • Buzzer beater to force OT/win
  • Flagrant 2 or fight breaks out