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Drink when:

• Archie yells at any point
• Edith scurries across the room at any point
• Mike makes a liberal comment, twice if Gloria supports him, finish your whole beer if Archie agrees with him.
• Anytime the scene is at Kelcy's bar
• Archie lights up a cigar
• Archie tells anyone to get out of his chair
• Archie drinks, two drinks if he drinks hard liquor
• Archie makes a prejudiced remark, twice if it's really funny
• Gloria hits Archie, pulls his hair (chest or head), tugs on his fingers, or any other violent act
• If Archie blows a raspberry at someone, twice if Gloria does, four times if Edith does
• If Archie and Edith are in bed together, twice if Archie or Edith makes a sexual advance toward the other
• Archie uses bad english "Why do you always misconscrew what I say"
• Archie calls someone "Meathead"
• Edith makes a new friend
• Two drinks if Edith yells, three drinks if she yells at Archie
• Archie gets upset at the Jefferson's next door
• Lionel makes a crack at Archie, twice if Archie realizes that he's the butt of the joke
• Archie loses money