The Mighty Boosh

Vince talks about hair (his own or anybody else's), or anybody mentions Vince's hair
Howard is ridiculed
A song happens, with or without music
Noel/Julian are a character besides Vince/Howard
Naboo is high, or talks about being high
Bob Fossil attempts to describe an animal
Old Gregg mentions Bailey's
Anyone mentions the show's budget
You see Polo mints [don't drink for every one, though, otherwise you'll kill yourself in Hitcher]
Howard mentions jazz
Vince mentions electro, 60's or 70's music or Gary Numan
Howard mentions Mrs. Gideon
A person is dressed as an object, eg. fire or naan bread
Vince helps a character and is given a horn/pipe in return
Vince is mistaken for a woman, or referenced to as being female
Any of Rich Fulcher's characters hit on Vince
Howard is mistaken for Vince's father or something similar
Howard says, "Don't kill me, I've got so much to give!"
Vince says, "Alright?" "Get stuffed!" "Really?" or "What d'you mean?"
Any of Rich Fulcher's characters say, "A little to the left!"
Leroy is mentioned or seen
Vince has to rescue Howard
A guest character asks, "__________? What is __________?" [e.g. "Yorkshire? What is Yorkshire?"]