- Gene Parmesan surprises Lucille
- Michael forgets who Ann is, gets her name wrong, or says "Her?"
- Buster gives a massage
- Buster says "Hey Brother"
- Gob drives his segway
- Gob says "Come on"
- Gob performs a failed magic trick
- Tobias obliviously says/does something gay
- Lucille II gets vertigo
- Buster has a panic attack
- George Michael stresses over work
- George Michael has an awkward moment
- Maeby refers to having bad parents
- Lucille has a drink in hand
- Lucille remarks about Lindsey's weight/appearance
- Oscar implies that he is Buster's true father
- Narrator says "For british eyes only"
- George Sr. eats an ice cream sandwich
- George Sr. says "There's always money in the banana stand"
- "Zip me up"
- Anyone burns themselves on the corn baller/ makes a reference to the corn baller.
- Anytime part of the model home falls apart
- No touching
- I've made a huge mistake
- Steve Holt!
- Marry me
- gets seriously injured
- wears cutoffs
- drives the Bluth stair car
- makes a robot joke
- Blue paint
- Security footage
- A still
- A flashback
- Tobias takes a shower
- Tobias gets an acting role
- Buster says "I'm a monster!"
- Michael tries to be badass (lies, steals, etc)
- Lindsay hits on someone other than Tobias
- George Sr is in disguise or tries to escape
- Lindsay speaks with an Australian accent
- Kitty reveals her breasts
- Barry Zuckerkorn refers to his prostitutes
- Lindsey takes up a cause
- makes a Saddam Hussein reference
- smokes a joint (or takes any drugs)
- has a father-son bonding moment
- Michael gets laid
- Hot Cops Appearance
- Someone blows the rape horn
Drink as long as...
- the chicken dance is danced
- Lucille drinks
- someone is censored
- the final countdown plays