Arrested Development

One Drink

• Gene Parmesan surprises Lucille
• Michael forgets who Ann is, gets her name wrong, or says "Her?"
• Buster gives a massage
• Buster says "Hey Brother"
• Gob drives his segway
• Gob says "Come on"
• Gob performs a failed magic trick
• Tobias obliviously says/does something gay
• Lucille II gets vertigo
• Buster has a panic attack
• George Michael stresses over work
• George Michael has an awkward moment
• Maeby refers to having bad parents
• Lucille has a drink in hand
• Lucille remarks about Lindsey's weight/appearance
• Oscar implies that he is Buster's true father
• Narrator says "For british eyes only"
• George Sr. eats an ice cream sandwich
• George Sr. says "There's always money in the banana stand"
• "Zip me up"
• Anyone burns themselves on the corn baller/ makes a reference to the corn baller.
• Anytime part of the model home falls apart

Someone says...

• No touching
• I've made a huge mistake
• Steve Holt!
• Marry me
• Iraq
• Annyong
• Banana
• Family

Someone...

• gets seriously injured
• wears cutoffs
• drives the Bluth stair car
• makes a robot joke
• Blue paint
• Security footage
• A still
• A flashback

Two Drinks

• Tobias takes a shower
• Tobias gets an acting role
• Buster says "I'm a monster!"
• Michael tries to be badass (lies, steals, etc)
• Lindsay hits on someone other than Tobias
• George Sr is in disguise or tries to escape
• Lindsay speaks with an Australian accent
• Kitty reveals her breasts
• Barry Zuckerkorn refers to his prostitutes
• Lindsey takes up a cause

Someone...

• makes a Saddam Hussein reference
• smokes a joint (or takes any drugs)
• winks
• has a father-son bonding moment

Three Drinks

• Michael gets laid
• Hot Cops Appearance
• Someone blows the rape horn

Drink as long as...

• the chicken dance is danced
• Lucille drinks
• someone is censored
• the final countdown plays