|Original Author||Houman Azarm|
- you hear "Yeah, baby!"
- you hear "shag" or any other derived term.
- you hear or see "swing" or any other derived term.
- you hear "groovy."
- you hear "smashing."
- you hear "Oh, behave!"
- you hear "Mojo."
- Austin wears a bad suit.
- Austin notices he has bad teeth.
- Austin can't deal with a modern invention or just doesn't get something.
- Austin refers to "bits and pieces," "dirty belows", "jubblies," or other slang for genitalia or breasts.
- Dr. Evil does the pinky maneuver.
- Dr. Evil uses "finger quotation marks" to describe something.
- Dr. Evil has a problem with his chair.
- Dr. Evil says "freakin'."
- Dr. Evil says "Riiiight."
- You get a boner
- Frau YELLS!
- you see a fem-bot.
- you see a psychedelic 60's style scene transition featuring Austin's band.
- you hear the name of one of Dr. Evil's henchmen.
- Scott insults his dad.
- Austin insists "This sort of this isn't my bag, baby." or "It's not mine, baby. Honest."
- Mustafa is burnt badly, but he's still alive.
- Mustafa is shot (right in the arm!), but he's still alive.
- Mustafa breaks a leg.
- you hear the name of a fake Soviet breakaway republic.
- you see the United Nations.
- you see one of the classic "nude" scenes.
- you see a close-up of Austin's bad teeth or you see a dental hygiene product.
- Austin uses his "judo chop."
- Dr. Evil says "Shht!" or "Zip it!" to his son. (You're gonna hate me for this.)
- Dr. Evil mentions "hot pockets."
- someone is referred to as a "sexy bitch" or "dead sexy."
- Austin says "Krikey!"
- Austin says "Do I make you horny?" (If he does, take two more drinks.)
- you see or hear Mr. Bigglesworth.
- you see Bob's Big Boy.
- Dr. Evil says "liquid hot MAGMA!"
- you see Andy Warhol.
- Mike Myers appears as two (or more) characters in the same scene.
- you see a frozen celebrity you used to love back in the day. (Word to your mother, Willis!)
- when Austin can't control THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE! (Drink loudly.)
- you hear Austin's middle name.
- Dr. Evil asks for one million dollars!
- Dr. Evil does the macarena.
- someone refers to Dr. Evil as Mr. Evil.
- you see or hear Bert Bacharach or Elvis Castello.
- Austin says "Clinkie." (Say "Clinkie!" to the person next to you before drinking. If you're home alone drinking, stop! Stop right now!)
- Austin is "spent."
- you see Jerry Springer.
- you see Starbucks.
- you see Heineken.
- Austin imitates an animal.
- Fat Bastard talks about eating babies.
- Mini-me gives somebody the finger.
- "things get weird" between Dr. Evil and Frau.
- Dr. Evil spills some juice for his homeys. (Spill some on your carpet.)
- your hometown is mentioned.
- you see a time machine.
Finish your Drink
- Dr. Evil gets away!