Crash

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Original Location http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Galaxy/9413/DrinkingGames/crashdrink.html

Drink When

  • a "famous car crash" is staged
  • you see someone's pubic hair
  • someone with whom you are watching the movie refers to Rosanna Arquette as "Tin Woman"
  • you think that Rosanna Arquette's costume is a bit extreme
  • someone speaks in a whispery voice
  • you have to turn the volume up to hear the dialogue
  • someone moans passionately
  • you have to turn the volume way down
  • Someone has sex:
    • with his or her spouse
    • with another person
    • in a car
    • on a car
    • looking at a car
    • with someone of the same gender
    • in a public place
    • with Vaughan:
      • he's on top
      • she's on top
  • someone is clearly wearing no underwear/bra
  • someone has a honking great scar
  • someone gets a tattoo
  • someone dies in a car crash
  • someone causes a car crash
  • someone gets turned on by a car crash
  • someone is creepy
  • nudity
  • swearing
  • smoking
  • Holly Hunter's hair looks like a very bad wig
  • someone recovers from his/her injury rather quickly
  • someone asks something along the lines of "did you come?"
  • someone "comes"
  • you see more of someone than you needed to see (2 drinks if it's Deborah Unger)
  • you find Vaughan confusing
  • Deborah Unger is in some state of undress
  • James Spader limps
  • someone mentions the recent increase in traffic
  • you really wonder about David Cronenberg
  • a car crashes
  • someone grabs someone else's crotch
  • the actors are monotone and stiff
  • you think they're reading cue cards
  • someone in the room/theatre you're watching it in walks out
  • someone watching the movie gets "turned on"
  • The song "All Surface/No Feeling" goes through your mind as you watch
  • someone watching the movie is bored
  • a character in the movie appears bored
  • you wonder if the actors are actually having sex
  • Rosanna Arquette's costume scares you
  • the movie cuts to a shot of 2 people having sex for no apparent reason
  • you actually enjoy the movie
  • you wonder what the above says about you
  • if you're renting a copy of the movie, the tracking is messed up during the sex scenes
  • you wonder if anything like this actually happens
  • someone rides in a car
  • someone rides someone in a car
  • the airport is mentioned
  • someone "gets off" watching a car crash video
  • sexual promiscuity occurs
  • you see an Ontario license plate
  • you recognize a filming location
  • you find yourself desensitized to the sex
  • Vaughan talks about a car crash as an erotic experience
  • characters appear to have no sense of irony, or humor for that matter
  • you decide that Crash is nothing but a glorified porno
  • one of the characters irritates you (2 drinks if it's Deborah Unger's character)
  • James Spader "takes someone from behind"
  • you learn a new position
  • sex happens at the airport
  • sex happens in a "crash car"
  • someone tugs at his/her seat belt