- For the sexy end screen dance
- Whenever Phil shows in the video
- If llamas are mentioned
- Whenever he tells a "reasons why dan's a fail" story (twice if it involves his teenager jobs)
- Anytime Dan is cheek/sassy (twice if he winks)
- Whenever he wears the llamas hat
- Whenever he says he loves his viewers or calls them sexy
- If he mentions Phil
- If he calls his old room brown (one per time he says brown)
- Anytime he wears an akwardsort of shirt
- For every mention of mental break downs (twice if it involves his career)
- Everytime he mentions Doctor Who, Pokemon, etc.
- And anytime he uses Tumblr lingo (twice if it is about shipping).