Dungeons and Dragons
In honour of that terrible movie, with some of Jeremy Irons’ most hilarious acting moments, here is a drinking game.
1. The Empress has ideas that no aristocrat would reasonably have. Eg. Thinking that the peasants and the nobility were equal and everyone deserves the same rights.
2. Anytime a character says “Magic School"
3. Bromance moments.
4. Ladymance moments.
5. Jeremy Irons.
6. Blatant sexism or speciesism or sexist speciesism or classism
7. Casual racism.
8. That Dwarf Guy. +1 if he eats +2 when he kicks someone’s ass
9. Bad pick-up lines
10. Arbitrary and/or abrupt scene changes
11. Referring to “honour amongst thieves"
12. Bad movie armour. +1 for women’s movie armour.
13. Bad 90’s boy-band hair
14. Whenever the things come out of Blue Lip’s ears.
15. O faces. +1 Jeremy Irons’ O face
16. “Oh, so you want to play"
17. Badly choreographed violence
18. Kiss scene
19. Indiana Jones references +1 if you can name them all
20. Drink anytime you see the literal “plot holes"
For when you want to get drunk quick
1. Drink 2x when there’s a bad CGI shot
2. Drink when there are unnecessary close ups
3. Drink 2x for Jeremy Irons