Extreme Couponing
From DrinkiWiki
Take one drink if...
- Person goes dumpster diving for coupons or takes them from other houses
- Amount of hours the featured couponer spends clipping coupons is mentioned
- Featured couponer is younger than 30 or older than 50
- Featured couponer has a nick name (ex: Sista Save-a-lot)
- Coupons are organized in clear sleeves in a binder
- When checkout is done in more than one transaction
- Featured couponer expresses panic, nervousness, or uncertainty at the register
- The register freezes
- More than two full carts of groceries are used - take an extra drink if they have a giant stock cart from the back of the store
- Featured couponer bosses around their husband/wife while shopping
- The featured couponer is a male
- The family drives a mini van
- A random person makes a comment on the amount of money the featured couponer saves
- The final receipt is held out to show how long it is
- The family has more than three kids
- The featured coupon makes their kids clip coupons and/or help them gather things at the store