Family Guy

One Drink

• Peter carries out a scheme that costs more than he could probably afford
• There is a cutaway gag. (Take one more drink for every celebrity involved in the cutaway gag)
• Anyone says "Peter"
• Anyone tells Meg to shut up
• Stewie does an act of violence that does not kill someone
• Meg pretends to have a life. (This involves, having friends, having a boyfriend, going places, obsessing over someone, etc.)
• Lois uses some unusual ingredient in her cooking. (M&Ms, etc.)
• Chris says something stupid
• Quagmire says "Giggity"
• Joe becomes angry
• Cleveland says "Oh, that's nasty."
• Mr. Herbert tries to seduce Chris
• Tom Tucker insults his co-anchor
• Flashback is shown
• Peter comes to the wrong conclusion instead of the obvious one
• Brian takes a drink
• Carter makes Peter do something painful or degrading in exchange for a favor
• Peter's naked body is shown
• A newscast is shown
• A cancelled Fox show is mentioned (Finish your drink if it's a list of cancelled Fox shows instead)

Two Drinks

• Someone kisses Meg.
• Peter gets fired. (This includes being fired from jobs in cutaway gags.)
• Patrick Stewart voices Suzie's inner voice.
• Bruce's partner Jeffrey says "Oh no", and Bruce replies "I know".
• A celebrity moves to Quahog. (Adam West does not count.)
• Stewie does something that normal babies would do, or someone alludes to the action. (Example: wondering where someone went while playing Peekaboo, * falling asleep with a pacifier, etc.)
• Brian does something that normal dogs would do, or someone alludes to the action. (Example: yell at dogs in a nearby car, rubbing his butt on the * carpet, etc.)
• Lois's promiscuity before marrying Peter is brought up. (Finish your drink if that's the main storyline in the episode.)
• Quagmire seduces a woman.
• Chris says a smart ass comment. (Examples: "Is it lonely up there in your pedestal, Patrick?", "This [George Lopez] show only furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.")
• Lois gets in trouble with the law.
• There is a lengthy, spontaneous musical number outside of a cutaway gag. (more than 30 seconds, includes dance numbers and Conway Twitty, etc.)
  
• A character breaks the fourth wall. (Includes addressing the audience, knocking over set pieces, etc. Take another drink if more than one character does it at the same time.)
• There is a fight between Peter and the giant chicken.
• The family moves from Quahog.
• Stewie and Brian go on a trip outside of Quahog.
• Someone alludes to Stewie's possible homosexuality. (Finish your drink if Stewie himself does it.)

Chug while...

• Evil Monkey points (chug while pointing at a buddy)
• Peter vs Chicken fight
• Cleveland falls from his house in a tub
• Peter is hurt

Finish your drink

• Someone has sex with Meg.
• Peter does irreparable damage to his body which is taken care of by the end of the episode.
• Stewie kills someone. (Limit to one drink per episode)
• At the end of the show, if it was a Meg episode.
• Peter's penis is shown. (In uncensored versions it happens a lot more often. When he's dating the cardboard cutout of Kathy Bates and Lois walks in on their dinner, his penis is actually shown)
• A staple character of the series dies or leaves the show permanently.