Firefly
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Sip Version
- A tiny sip for every instance of the main cast speaking Chinese
- And a BIG sip if you're pretty sure you understand it from the context
- A sip for every time River spouts metaphysical claptrap
- A sip for every time Book issues forth with a platitude
- A sip for every time Jayne starts to caress his weapons
- A sip for every scene showing the alliance where someone is wearing a goofy alliance hat
- A sip for every time someone uses the adjective 'rutting' Two sips if it's Jayne saying it.
- A sip for anytime Kaylee makes another play towards The Doctor.
- A sip for anytime the captain is left speechless.
- A chug for each time the crew poses as a married couple.
- And a whole can/glass if they come away at the end of the show with no profits/goods acquired for their troubles.
- A sip every time one of the shuttles leaves Serenity
- Big chug if Jayne kisses ANYBODY!
- Three sips if Inara throws Mal out of her shuttle
- Five sips if she gives herself a sponge bath
- A sip every time there is a group scene in the kitchen
- A chug every time a new song is sung
- A round for the house every time Kaylee hollers during sex.
- A big chug if Mal ever has sex with Inara before the final episode
- One sip for the use of the word "shiny"
- One sip for the use of the word "gorram"
- One sip for any sexual tension between Mal and Inara
- Two sips any time they pull a Crazy Ivan or a Barnswallow
- One sip every time Firefly lands on a friendly planet
- One gulp every time they land on a hostile one
- A bottle thrown square at the TV if they ever produce a ray gun, transporter beam, dilithium crystal or James Doohan...or a blond-headed chick that swings a sword and kills vampires.
Shot Version
- A shot every time Zoe shoots someone.
- A shot every scene where River says "Two by Two hands of Blue" (not every time she says it, but if she says it 13 times in 4 scenes, that's 4 shots)
- A shot every time someone mentions 'the special hell'
- A shot every time Book crosses his arms across his front while holding his Bible and looks on disapprovingly at the situation
- A shot if Jayne tries to barter a weapon for a person....
- A shot every episode where Jayne is wearing a tank top
- A shot for any repair to the ship that involves string, tape, gum or other non-mechanical household objects
- A shot every time there is an encounter with a Reaver ship
- A shot anytime Kaylee makes a play towards the Doctor.
- And 2 shots if he actually makes a play *back*
- A shot each time Inara kicks Mal out of her shuttle.
- A shot each time Book tells them needful info about criminal/shadowy activities.
- A shot whenever someone speaks a mandarin phrase
- A shot whenever Mal says "not so much" (special rule for Buffy fans)
- A shot for every time some one refers to Inara as a whore (directly)
- A shot whenever there is a fight scene with more than two people
- A shot for every Zoe/Wash argument
- A shot for every time Zoe does something really sweet for him
- A shot every time the ship is referred to as "she"
- A shot every time a conspicuously undisguised 20th century device is shown (Bobcat, ATV, etc.)
- A shot every time Jayne says something that makes the rest of the crew stare at him. E.g.: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." or "This smells like crotch."
- One shot for the Blue Sun logo on any item, foreground or background.
- Additional shot if River acts out against the logo in some fashion.
- Two shots if Mal talks about his plow in a scene (not every time he says the word plow, just how many times he says plow in one scene)
- Two shots if someone is still alive after a Reaver attack
- Three shots if Mal kisses Kaylee in a less brotherly way.
- Four shots if Jayne kisses Kaylee at all. Ever.
- Five shots if Simon kisses Kaylee.
- Six shots if Inara kisses Kaylee
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