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Drink When

  • Anything is announced over the PA system
  • Anyone exercises
  • A person jumps on the blob (a shot for every single person)
  • Anyone says "MVP"
  • The PerkiSystem is mentioned
  • A family term is used (uncle, mother, sister, etc.)

And if you really want to get wasted

  • Anytime anyone says "Fat".