|Original Author||Brian Salisbury|
Take a Drink Whenever
- Someone crashes into the McCallister lawn jockey
- A scene features hilarious head trauma
- Kevin outsmarts an adult
- You see a doorknob
- You notice product placement
Take a Drink When Someone Says
- "Let's get outta here before someone sees us"
- Kevin screams
- Kevin talks to himself and/or breaks the fourth wall
Chug Your Drink Whenever
- Kevin unfurls his "battle plan" to the rousing Carol of the Bells
Original game reprinted with permission.