Whenever any of the events below occur, take as many drinks as you are directed to take.
Take a drink every time...
Initiate the drinking at "shoot her... SHOOT HER!!!"
- A living thing gets bitten.
- You see Attenborough's amber walking stick
- Water ripples.
- Sam Jackson talks with a cigarette in his mouth.
- Jeff Goldblum is sarcastic.
- Newman is eating.
- The lawyer trips on something.
- Somebody screams.
- "Spare no expense"
- JP merchandise is shown.
- A new scientific fact is presented.
- Somebody shoots a gun or a taser.
- Some kind of switch is thrown.
- There is an aerial view in conjunction with dramatic music.
- Children in mortal danger
- Goldblum delivers a line like William Shatner (such as "you didn't earn the knowledge yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility... for it.")
Take two drinks every time...
- A living thing gets eaten.
- Someone makes up a dinosaur name in the form of ______saurus.
- "Life will find a way"
- The word "Velociraptor" is used instead of "Raptor."
- You see a dinosaur's shadow or reflection.
Finish your drink when...
- Anyone gets called a "clever girl"
- "Hold on to your butts"
- Blood sucking lawyer's eaten on the toilet
These are rules that I made up, and they're tentative, so add whatever you want.