Metalocalypse

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Only for the metalest of metal.

ONE DRINK WHEN..

1. Pickles drinks.

2. Skwisgaar plays guitar.

3. Nathan Explosion screams and/or says "brutal."

4. Murderface mentions Planet Piss.

5. Dr. Rockso says, "kuh kuh kuh yeah!!!"

6. Chef drops a body part.

7. Dethklok plays a live show

8. Dethklok fan is brutally killed.

9. Anyone in your group says "dragon lance"

10. Anyone in your group says, "tittie fish" with a lisp.

11. Skwisgaar is caught playing a "grandfather guitar"

12. Toki Says "Wowee"

13. Pickles says "Deuchebags"

14. Murderface uses the terms "Piss" or "Kill Myself"

15. Skwisgaar says "Dildos"

16. Anyone is smacked in the face

17. One of General Crozier's ideas is shot down by Mr. Salacia

THREE DRINKS WHEN...

1. Skwisgaar wakes up with an old woman/women.

2. Pickles loses his mind and starts screaming inaudibly.

3. Murderface chokes out grandma.

4. Murderface is shoved into drum set by fat kid.

5. Nathan's ex girlfriend enters.

6. Band is shown in hot tub.

7. Nathan says "Sorry".

8. A klokateer is sexually harassed.

9. Any robot throws up.

DOWN YOUR DRINK WHEN...

1. Dr. Rockso music video.

2. Banana stickers appear on screen.

3. Murderface sings tittiefish song.

4. Murderface destroys history...LITERALLY!