NBA Basketball

One Drink

The announcer compares
- Lebron to a freight train,
- Blake Griffin to a freak/monster/etc.
- any white player to a "hard worker"
If a player flops and gets a foul call
If a player blatantly travels but the refs ignore it
Van Gundy talks about something irrelevant for more than 20 seconds
"Hand down, man down"
"Mama, there goes that man"
Charles Barkley's weight is mentioned
Shaq mumbles something you couldn't understand
E.J. gets pissed off

The announcer describes a dunk the same way he'd describe a BJ (with the facial! right in his mouth!)
An announcer gets proven wrong within 5 seconds (eg. "LeBron is really struggling tonight"... LeBron dunks)
Someone is crossed over so bad they stumble or fall down
Someone dunks on someone else who is at least 4 inches taller than them
an MVP chant is heard