NBA Basketball

From DrinkiWiki
Jump to: navigation, search

Drink when

We need some rules - add yours here.

One Drink When:

  • The announcer compares
    • Lebron to a freight train,
    • Kobe to a serial killer
    • Blake Griffin to a freak/monster/etc.
    • any white player to a "hard worker"
  • If a player flops and gets a foul call
  • If a player blatantly travels but the refs ignore it
  • If on ESPN...
    • Van Gundy talks about something irrelevant for more than 20 seconds
    • The phrase "hand down, man down" is used
  • IF on TNT...
    • Charles Barkley's weight is mentioned
    • Shaq's feud with Kobe is mentioned
    • E.J. gets pissed off
  • Two drinks if:
    • The announcer describes a dunk the same way he'd describe a BJ (with the facial! right in his mouth!)
    • An announcer gets proven wrong within 5 seconds (eg. Ancr: Kobe is really struggling tonight, seems to have no lift left Kobe: dunks on large white man)
    • someone is crossed over so bad they stumble or fall down
    • someone dunks on someone else who is at least 4 inches taller than them
    • an MVP chant is heard
  • Chug Drink if:
    • MVP chant is heard in opposing arena
    • Buzzer beater to force OT/win
    • Flagrant 2 or fight breaks out