Repo Man

Drink once

• Whenever somebody mentions the temperature of the trunk/Malibu
• Whenever Otto disrespects an authority figure
• For every time the Repo Man main theme surfaces
• Every time Lite fires a gun
• Whenever a car is repossessed (every Malibu repossession counts)
• Every time you hear "plate", "shrimp", or "plate of shrimp"
• Whenever somebody is drinking a beer
• Whenever John Wayne's sexuality is discussed
• Whenever somebody disintegrates
• When you hear the 7-up song
• Every time Kevin is made a fool of/gets hurt
• Whenever surf guitar is heard
• Whenever you see the CIA guys
• Every time a public telephone is used
• For Archie's death soliloquy
• Every time the Circle Jerks jeopardize their reputation
• Pablo Picasso is mentioned

Drink twice

• Every time Otto unsuccessfully repossesses a car
• Whenever Otto drops his pants
• Whenever a liquor store is held up
• When the issue of religion comes up
• Whenever somebody is doing speed
• If somebody is disintegrated and only a smoking pair of boots remains

Drink three times

• Whenever somebody mentions a relationship and/or having a baby

Chug your drink

• Whenever a car plows into a phone booth
• Whenever you realize The Mighty Ducks was a bad idea

Finish your drink

• When the Malibu starts levitating