The office

Drink Once

• Whenever Dwight makes a beet reference.
• Whenever Dwight and Angela have a secret meeting.
• Whenever Michael does something socially inept.
• Whenever Stanley is shown.
• Whenever Michael disses Toby.
• Whenever Pam and Jim exchange a longing look (even if it only goes one way).
• Whenever Jim plays a prank on Dwight (drain if said prank involves Jello).
• Whenever Jim does one of those "idk" looks at the camera.
• Whenever Michael puts the moves on a woman.
• Any time Jan shows up (drink twice if it's after she gets fired and goes crazy)
• Everytime someone says "That's what she said"

Drink Twice

• Whenever any of Michael's girlfriends shows up.
• Any time Andy is referred to as "Nard Dog"
• Any time Erin is excessively perky
• Any time Cecilia Halpert is mentioned/shown
• Any time Kelly is shown relentlessly harassing Ryan
• Any time there is an interesting conversation at the vending machine
• Any time Michael references gender, sexuality, race, etc.
• Michael mentions Jan's fake boobs
• Andy mentions Cornell
• Whenever Michael mispronounces a word (drain it if he confuses it with another)

Drain It

• If Dwight tries to one up Michael (even if he's successful)
• Dwight's cousin Moze is shown
• If Steve Carell wrote the ep
• Phyllis reveals something embarrassing about Michael in high school