- Whenever Dwight makes a beet reference.
- Whenever Dwight and Angela have a secret meeting.
- Whenever Michael does something socially inept.
- Whenever Stanley is shown.
- Whenever Michael disses Toby.
- Whenever Pam and Jim exchange a longing look (even if it only goes one way).
- Whenever Jim plays a prank on Dwight (drain if said prank involves Jello).
- Whenever Jim does one of those "idk" looks at the camera.
- Whenever Michael puts the moves on a woman.
- Any time Jan shows up (drink twice if it's after she gets fired and goes crazy)
- Everytime someone says "That's what she said"
- Whenever any of Michael's girlfriends shows up.
- Any time Andy is referred to as "Nard Dog"
- Any time Erin is excessively perky
- Any time Cecilia Halpert is mentioned/shown
- Any time Kelly is shown relentlessly harassing Ryan
- Any time there is an interesting conversation at the vending machine
- Any time Michael references gender, sexuality, race, etc.
- Michael mentions Jan's fake boobs
- Andy mentions Cornell
- Whenever Michael mispronounces a word (drain it if he confuses it with another)
- If Dwight tries to one up Michael (even if he's successful)
- Dwight's cousin Moze is shown
- If Steve Carell wrote the ep
- Phyllis reveals something embarrassing about Michael in high school