Will and Grace
- Karen makes a reference to her breasts.
- Jack diverts the topic back to himself.
- Grace whines about her personal life - two drinks.
- Will produces his satisfied "It's great to be gay" smirk.
- Anyone refers to Will as a woman, girl, or uses a woman's name to refer to him.
- Karen instructs Rosario to do something horrible and/or humiliating.
- If Grace (or Karen, for that matter) is shown actually working for more than 5 minutes, empty the bottle.
- If either Jack or Will is seen kissing a man on the mouth, report to your local physician. The drink has made you delusional.