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'''''One Finger'''''
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==One Finger==
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* Everytime 'soggy bottom' is mentioned
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* Every 'good bake'
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* Every 'good crumb'
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* Every 'under baked' or 'over baked'
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* Every time Paul says 'a bake', with an additional 2 fingers if Mary follows with a tactful yet backhanded compliment
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* Every time the presenters eat something
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* Every time there is a close up of a contestant doing an odd facial expression
  
- Everytime 'soggy bottom' is mentioned <br>
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==Two Fingers==
- Every 'good bake' <br>
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* Every '''intended''' double entendre or innuendo from Mel and Sue
- Every 'good crumb' <br>
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* For each individual disaster in a technical bake
- Every 'under baked' or 'over baked'<br>
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* Every montage with animals except squirrels
- Every time Paul says 'a bake', with an additional 2 fingers if Mary follows with a tactful yet backhanded compliment<br>
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* Every time Paul scrapes a bake with his knife
- Every time the presenters eat something<br>
 
- Every time there is a close up of a contestant doing an odd facial expression <br>
 
<br><br>
 
'''''Two Fingers'''''
 
  
- Every '''intended''' double entendre or innuendo from Mel and Sue<br>
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==Three Fingers==
- For each individual disaster in a technical bake<br>
 
- Every montage with animals except squirrels<br>
 
- Every time Paul scrapes a bake with his knife<br>
 
<br><br>
 
'''''Three Fingers'''''
 
  
- Every '''unintended''' double entendre or innuendo from Mary, Paul or the contestants <br>
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* Every '''unintended''' double entendre or innuendo from Mary, Paul or the contestants
- Every time someone pleads or prays in front of an oven <br>
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* Every time someone pleads or prays in front of an oven
- Every time Mary gives a silent but clearly disapproving glance <br>
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* Every time Mary gives a silent but clearly disapproving glance
<br><br>
 
'''''Finish Your Drink'''''
 
  
- Every time you spot a knitted owl <br>
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==Finish Your Drink==
- Every time a contestant cries <br>
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- If a squirrel is mentioned or shown <br>
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* Every time you spot a knitted owl
- If someone drops a bake <br>
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* Every time a contestant cries
<br><br><br><br>BY TOM RICHARDS
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* If a squirrel is mentioned or shown
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* If someone drops a bake
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BY TOM RICHARDS
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[[Category:Television Show]]

Revision as of 19:31, 20 February 2016

One Finger

  • Everytime 'soggy bottom' is mentioned
  • Every 'good bake'
  • Every 'good crumb'
  • Every 'under baked' or 'over baked'
  • Every time Paul says 'a bake', with an additional 2 fingers if Mary follows with a tactful yet backhanded compliment
  • Every time the presenters eat something
  • Every time there is a close up of a contestant doing an odd facial expression

Two Fingers

  • Every intended double entendre or innuendo from Mel and Sue
  • For each individual disaster in a technical bake
  • Every montage with animals except squirrels
  • Every time Paul scrapes a bake with his knife

Three Fingers

  • Every unintended double entendre or innuendo from Mary, Paul or the contestants
  • Every time someone pleads or prays in front of an oven
  • Every time Mary gives a silent but clearly disapproving glance

Finish Your Drink

  • Every time you spot a knitted owl
  • Every time a contestant cries
  • If a squirrel is mentioned or shown
  • If someone drops a bake

BY TOM RICHARDS